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I’m still here to set the record straight that the league MVP quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, is still NOT engaged. I know this because I still do not have a Tiffany diamond on my finger and because alleged fiancé, Shailene Woodley, couldn’t even act like she was engaged to Rodgers during an interview with Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show.
“He’s first off (he’s) just a wonderful, incredible human being, but I never thought I’d be engaged to somebody who threw balls for a living. Like, I never thought as a little girl, I was like, Yeah, when I grow up, I’m going to marry someone who throws balls, yeah! But he’s really just so good at it.” CRINGE! The grammar and the disrespect to the game of football should have her banned from every NFL stadium in the country.
The more I watch this, the more fake it feels to me and not just because I’m jealous. First, how do you refer to the league MVP as “someone who throws balls for a living”? “He can throw fastballs, slowballs, highballs, lowballs” What the BLEEEEP are you talking about, Shailene? Show some respect and actually go watch “your” fiancé actually throw the dang ball! Another red flag, how have you not watched him play all year? Covid-19 is not an excuse when she could have been snuck in any luxury box at any stadium she wanted and the Packers postseason games had fans in attendance. And to say you’ve NEVER watched a football game before? How is this humanly possible? It’s not possible, just like this engagement is not possible.
You can’t go to a football game to watch your man play, but you CAN take four flights to get to Patagonia (southern end of South America)? No! Just no! This is the longest episode of Punked and it’s not even funny.
Girl, if you are really engaged, show us the ring? Shailene made it a point to hide her left hand while talking about Aaron and at the 47 second mark of the YouTube Video, she quickly shows both of her hands and there is no ring on any finger. Later at the 3:54 mark there is a flash of a gold band. At 6:14 and 6:46 marks she makes it a point to show that there is a ring. (Insert eyeroll)
I get privacy and all, but if the cat is really out of the bag, you have to have some type proof and it’s not just about the ring, it’s about the details. “For us it’s not new news” all while looking at every other direction but the camera. Lies! These are all lies. “Yeah, we’ve been engaged for a while.” Riiiiight! So, when did this alleged engagement take place? Where did happen? Did you know it was coming? Did he ask your father’s permission? Did you cry? Did Aaron cry? What did he say? Did he get on one knee? Did you like the ring? Are you planning an actual wedding? I’ve never met one female who wasn’t projectile detail-vomiting all the details about their special day and Shailene can’t even slip one detail???? There’s not even ONE picture of the two of them together, not one!!!
If you really started dating Aaron over Covid then you’re saying you started dating AND got engaged in less than nine months and then took two more months for Aaron to randomly announce during his MVP speech that he was engaged without mentioning your name? AND then it took you over three weeks for you to confirm the alleged engagement to Aaron freaking Rodgers while on Jimmy Fallon promoting your upcoming movie?!?!?!?!
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!
No! No! No! None of this passes the smell test, the eye test, the Wonderlic test, or any common-sense test. This might be the worst acting job Shailene has ever done and I saw a few minutes of that show where she was knocked up as teen, yikes. And if by some Aaron Rodgers Hail Mary miracle this might be somewhat true, I bet a real, legal, official wedding never happens. This is not love. All of this publicity can’t be just to promote Shailene’s upcoming movie. Clarice, I mean, Jodie Foster is in the upcoming movie, it will be a success. Like Shailene’s show on HBO, this is all Big Little Lies.