Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Redskins Nation,
The fans asked Santa to give Bruce Allen a permanent vacation.
The season sucked, sorry mom, it was just really sad,
How do you have all that talent and still play so bad?

In the off season, Taylor Lewan was still trying to puff his chest,
But I check Norman’s mail and put that SOB to rest.
He sent a shirt that said Lewan Is My Daddy- so dumb,
So, I sent it back with a pee cup to that suspended bum.

When out on the media there arose such a clatter,
Just kidding, AB is done, nothing is Read More