Taylor Swift (Photo form Google Images)
Dear Reader, The Taylor Swift effect is seriously Bigger Than The Whole Sky! After a Cruel Summer of romance rumors between the biggest popstar on the planet and Kansas City Chiefs TE, Travis Kelsey, we can now say Today Was a Fairytale.
On a break from the Eras Tour, Taylor in her signature Style with Red lipstick was spotted in Travis Kelsey’s box and we are screaming to the entire world; You Need To Calm Down!
Long Story Short
The short story of how this all happened was in Kelsey’s Wildest Dream. Kelsey attended Taylor’s Eras Tour concert in Arrowhead Stadium and wanted to give her a friendship bracelet with his phone number on it. But Taylor was saving her voice and not meeting anyone after the three-hour concert. Kelsey had to Shake it Off.
“I threw the ball in her court. I told her, I’ve seen you rock a stage in Arrowhead and you might have to come see me rock the stage at Arrowhead. We’ll see what happens in the near future. Said Kelsey” I guess that was all it took to let the Sparks Fly.
Mastermind!
Taylor Swift has a net worth of $740 million dollars! In 2018 the average resale price was $157.00 for her Reputation Stadium Tour. But the Eras Tour Hits Different as the average resale ticket was $3,801.00! That is not a Glitch, almost $4K to see Taylor live and all 143+ venues have sold out.
People said Kelsey’s career was done after his new commercial as the Anti-Hero for the latest Covid19 booster. And Look What You Made Me Do in the last 48 hours, Travis Kelsey has gained 300,000+ social media followers, +400% increase in merchandise sales and now has the top 5 selling jersey in the NFL. (Thank you, Joe Pompliano for those stats.) So much for Bad Blood.
Call It What You Want, but YOU want the Swifties on your team! These fans are some of the most die-hard, loyal supporters that are Crazier than any other fanbase. If the Swifties are involved, then Everything Has Changed.
The Story of Us
Every man needs a woman who will cheer for them. Taylor had me at “Let’s Bleeping Go” after Kelsey found a Blank Space in the end zone and scored a touchdown. The Moment I Knew it was real was seeing the Happiness on Taylor’s face and she looked Bejeweled cheering on The Man.
According to Taylor’s team, she is looking for a guy that is onto his own career, but is also supportive and understanding of her career, this is Nothing New. Taylor allegedly covered the bill at a Kansas City restaurant so that she and Kelsey could have some privacy after the game. Talk about Champagne Problems! But I guess this was Taylor’s way of saying This Is Me Trying to see Kelsey is The 1.
Even Bill Belichick understands the Taylor Swift Effect!
Be careful, Kelsey. When you two break up, We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together will haunt you. If you hurt Taylor, she will turn into a Mad Woman and buy the Chiefs just to cut you. And I along with a billion others, will be here waiting for the next album!
But the biggest loser will be Bears fans. This game will be remembered in a song one day. The Bears 41-10 loss will be a Mean constant reminder of the Change your franchise needs to make.
Let’s just see how this Love Story plays out.
(Mom and Dad: all the words/phrases in italics are titles of Taylor Swift songs.)
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3 Comments.
Love how you had to explain the italicized words to your lovable but just so out of it “rents” (Maryann and Mike “rents” is short for PARENTS!). Very clever word play, Miss Allie! You might be my given up for adoption daughter?
Love how you had to explain the italicized words to your lovable but just so out of it “rents” (Maryann and Mike “rents” is short for PARENTS!). Very clever word play, Miss Allie! You might be my given up for adoption daughter?
Girl…. I love this one!! Laughed out loud a couple of times ! And hey, I’m down for a Fairytale ! Yes, I’m here for the story and drama of Kelce and Taylor ♀️ Keep us all posted ❣️